hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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