So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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