brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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