Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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