your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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