I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm both gender and math confused
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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