A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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