I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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