I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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