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(702): View more from Nevada

was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(248): View more from Michigan

Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip

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(352): View more from Florida

I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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(760): View more from California

I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over

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(407): View more from Florida

All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy

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(906): View more from Michigan

You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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(631): View more from New York

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

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