Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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