I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
