If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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