You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My ass is underappreciated
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
