ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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