So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got her a Nickelback box set.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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