Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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