I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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