No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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