If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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