you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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