For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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