Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she looked like the before picture.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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