just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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