I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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