And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
