haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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