So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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