Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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