I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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