i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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