I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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