Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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