I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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