Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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