Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The power of my boobs compel you
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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