i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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