so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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