I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
