You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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