you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
