She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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