Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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