i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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