If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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