I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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