I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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