Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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