what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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