Sry I called you an 8
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
