Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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