Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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