weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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