The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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