she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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