I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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