it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
