I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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