dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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