The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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