So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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